antisocial.media
templates

Start ugly. Start beautiful.
Start somewhere.

Each template is one HTML file with the CSS inside it. No build, no dependencies. Open it, right-click, view source, and it's yours. Tell your agent "use the zine template as the starting look" and it fetches it from here.

Top 8

The classic. Two columns, a profile song, "about me" and "who I'd like to meet", and your friends ranked in public. Blue links. Consequences.

openopen → right-click → view sourcehttps://antisocial.media/templates/top8/

Zine

Black and white, huge type, no images required. Reads like something photocopied at 2am and stapled to a pole. Great for writers and people with opinions.

openopen → right-click → view sourcehttps://antisocial.media/templates/zine/

Geocities

Under construction forever. Tiled background, marquee, a hit counter, a "best viewed in" badge, and a web ring. Maximum chaos, respects reduced-motion anyway.

openopen → right-click → view sourcehttps://antisocial.media/templates/geocities/

Quiet

For people who left Instagram to feel calm. Cream paper, one column, a serif, lots of air. Your song is a single line with a play button. Nothing blinks.

openopen → right-click → view sourcehttps://antisocial.media/templates/quiet/
every template ships with: a public page with a locked door, placeholder folders for friends / family / work, a profile song slot, a Top 8, a guestbook slot, and a "Built the antisocial way" badge you're welcome to delete. Tiers are added by the worker, not the template, so any look works with any tier setup.

Made your own?

Sign the guestbook with the URL. If it's good and steals nothing it shouldn't, we'll add it here with your name on it. That's the whole submission process.